Cat Chat

Greetings loyal subjects

As a special treat for you, my loyal followers, I felt I should share my latest amusement with you. It's called The Nose and it appears to live next door.

I enjoy sitting near the fence where The Nose can smell me.

The Nose becomes very agitated, begins to destroy the wooden fence and gets into deep, deep trouble This is good sport and is hugely enjoyable.

It is part of my daily routine and must not be ignored. When I get bored I just slink away to do other things.

World domination plans need much thought.

Libby the Cat

Hola Horsey and Humany Friends!!

My name is Sancho and Libby has said I get to write an entry on her blog as a present for being such a good friend. I love Libby, I also love horses and ponies and treats and walks and squeaky toys and throwy toys and toys that look like bones and normal bones that aren’t toys and… Libby says I am to stop writing.

I’m back! Libby’s gone for a nap. She is works so hard! Anyway that’s all from me for now but I’ll be back soon with more posts. I am so excited! Oh look a toy…

Dear Loyal Subjects,

Obviously my gift to you is the glory of my continued presence in your lives. My kindness and generosity does not, however, stop there. I have devised a competition where you can compete for my attention (and other prizes).

Simply name the horses in the picture below, the dog could do it.

Place your answers in the jar at reception by 18 December and the first correct entry out of the hat will win a new whip.

I’d say ‘good luck’ but you are humans, you will always need luck.

Be thankful for my precious time,

Libby

Loyal subjects,

Allow me to introduce Tiny Inferior Dog, He has a name but I do not care to remember it. He is tiny and inferior but a loyal and occasionally useful minion. He does all my bidding and will sometimes update this blog when I have more pressing concerns, such as napping or sleeping.

Do not pay him much attention, I rarely do.

I have gifted you with my time. Goodbye.

Libby the Cat

Greetings humans!

As a gift to you, my loyal human playthings, I have kindly agreed to start this page explaining my crucial role at these stables. I truly hope your little human brains can keep up. My life is so very complicated and busy.

Napping, stretching and eating is difficult work, but if I were not here to do it then who would? I do all this and still find time to receive all of your admiration and devotion.

I did look into twitter. I was promised birds. There were no birds. I was displeased.

You have been deemed worthy of my time, be thankful.

Libby the Cat